Neko

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings, via perks-of-being-chinese)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via fake-mermaid)

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

(via rnonkeytail)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(via rnonkeytail)

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via huggedhemmo)

greekgogurt:

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beep beep friends

(via relahvant)

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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(via trust)