Neko

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

(via pizza)

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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(via pizza)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via perks-of-being-chinese)

chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

like

who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

(via chapsnats)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via hi)

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

(via jinklefishing)

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

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